Anything to Get out of Class!

Today a young man came up to a teacher friend of mine
and said--
Hunter: My Nose is bleeding.
Teacher: Wipe your nose.
Hunter: I have it is bleeding.
Teacher: Remove the paper towel.
She swished her finger under his nose and tada--no blood
on her finger! He had marked all under his nose with
magic marker--even up in his nose. To this he said--
Hunter: I did not mark my nose with a marker. I only
have a blue marker.
Teacher: Let's go to the office.
Hunter had to scrub his nose...but I guess he won as he
did get out of class!
This is the first time in 36 years I know of a kid marking
up his nose and claiming nose bleed.